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According to a new poll, a substantial number of employees don't want their romantic relationships regulated by employers. Astounding. Even though office romances can cause jealousy, misunderstandings and all manner of counterproductive mayhem? Even knowing that, people still don't want the corporate authorities regulating who they can date. The poll is featured on a site for Human Resources managers and the like, so perhaps it's not so strange that they seem surprised. Anyone's whose entire job consists of making rules for people is bound to be in favor of regulating supply closet hook-ups.