Friday, April 05, 2002

Taking the Crazy Train to Washington

According to the BBC and The Express, George W. is a big fan of MTV's The Osbournes, and has invited Ozzy for a White House visit. I looked for an April 1 date on this story, but it appears to be genuine. I assume I'm not the only one unnerved by the idea of the President rescheduling calls with world leaders so that he can watch Elijah Wood help clean dog piss off of Sharon Osbourne's new couch, as entertaining as that is. Then again, if celebrities are going to be invited to the White House, Ozzy beats out Barbra Streisand and Alec Baldwin any day.

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