I noticed a new headline today having to do with the infamous incest slavery case going on in Austria: "Fritzl kept sex slave daughter chained up with a dog lead in the dungeon that SHE helped to build." Talk about adding insult to injury. Thankfully my uncle and I never finished building that tree fort when I was 9. God knows what could have happened.
Naturally this also reminded me of something from YouTube, in this case Barats and Bereta in "So Smooth." Key line: "I'm so deck, my father should hire me in the summer of 1993 for $5 an hour to build myself." The Slugworth reference was also pretty fine.